ISSUE #1 - STARDOLLOGIST




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  1. HAHAHAH THAT WAS SO FUNNY IM DYING AHAHHAHAHA this is funni

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  2. this was so cute! haha, and i'm royalty! X)

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    1. You're Royalty? How come you didn't tell me this when we went out for smoothies?:O lol....

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    2. I didn't want you to know, but apparently the press got a hold of this -.- lol X)

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  3. I love it Gladis <3

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  4. I keep ignoring you, but I see that you keep wasting your worthless time "hating" me. Knowing your poor taste, it's really a compliment. Thank you for caring and for your visit, Lucy Liu!

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    1. Hey Chris! :P The circus is that way silly! (points left)

      I'm sure they are in need of a good clown or elephant..maybe you can even substitute as a trash can for the cotton candy leftovers. :-)

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    2. Aw, thank you for the tip! It seems you have a great experience in circuses. I'm really thankful as I'm sure I'll earn more money working as a trash can than you manufacturing fake LV handbags in Taiwan, you know, those that you love to wear! Much love, Lucy :)

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    3. No offense, but calling someone with Asian heritage "Lucy Liu" or telling them that they make counterfeit goods in a struggling Asian country sounds very racist. Just because you dislike Gladis doesn't give you the option to be openly racist. What if someone blatantly called you a "Mexican" when you are obviously not from Mexico but Spain just because you're hispanic? Just stop. I thought so much of you before you'd do something like this. A little sarcastic banter never hurts in a while, but you sound very ignorant. I doubt that is the way you want to present yourself since you have so much class or whatever.

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    4. Also, just because someone puts your picture on a blog jokingly doesn't mean that they are hating on you necessarily in any means or fashion.

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    5. Are you kidding me, Chris? Nothing Gladis said warranted your racist remarks. That's incredibly tacky and speaks volumes about your character.

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    6. im dying chris crawl back to inside eamonn's asshole pls

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    7. looks like Chris came out to play? Little does she know that the game has changed since the last time she put together a decent outfit..

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  5. Omg all tea all shade, love ya WUNGY

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  6. This is better than real life newspaper, even though I need to.

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  7. Why haven't you hooked me up with one of your LV handbags?! I thought we were friends!!!

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  8. Love it, love you. Love the tabloid-like feel I get out of this, its well-written, well presented, clear, concise and interesting!

    Wish you the best love!

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  9. Racist? Are you serious? Lucy Liu is adorable, it's way better than calling someone (me) "the joke" just because you're so jealous. I respect all races, simply because there's no difference; we're all humans. But it seems that you forgot that the lovely Gladis started this 'fight'. She's the one who called me "the joke", "clown", "elephant" and "trash can". She was writing these nice words as I had already forgotten her. This person doesn't deserve my respect, not even my attention. My intention was never to offend her, she's not that important. I suddenly noticed that this world you call Dollywood is full of fakers: one that is not authentic or genuine; a sham. I thought I had escaped, but they keep following me. Maggie, you're one of these people, a real let down. I appreciate Aislin and Ashley so I'm not going to turn this into a stupid war, because I think you just haven't understood my words or my intention. Anyway, If you all sell your services as bodyguards, let me know please. It seems that I will need them! Oh, I've forgotten Renata (I'm sorry but who are you?). Yeah, that's better...

    To offend me you need not just the will to do so, but the ability also. Bye darlings.

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    1. Chris why would Gladis ever be jealous of you? Stop trying to deny that both the Lucy Liu and Taiwan remarks were racist, because you know very well that they were.
      At the end of the day it doesn't really matter who started what, it's the reaction you give back and you went too far. If you forgot about her what made you come back and leave a response? Quit trying to fool yourself, it's not working.
      She doesn't 'deserve' your respect? lol. It's not like you're better than her, or giving her your respect would make a difference in her life.

      If you weren't offended, you would have ignored it. Get off your high horse.

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    3. I'll just reply to this question: If you forgot about her what made you come back and leave a response? Of course I forgot, I didn't even know this website existed. A friend of mine told me I've been featured on the newspaper, so I came to see. It deserved a response, that is clear. Also, of course it matters who started trying to offend (I thought this was too obvious). I won't comment again because it bores me... Have a nice day.

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  10. I love this. It's such a unique idea. Finally someone smart enough to think of something new and never seen before to bring in Dollywood!

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  11. ....51 weeks later, Chis Grau still joke of the week!

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  12. Oh that Was a Fabulous Issue! I just Laughed and Laughed! Amazing I want more. I would also be very happy if you included me too! ;] Keep up the Great Work! -Donty123

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  13. This is really nice, and do you watch This Is A Commentary?

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    1. It's a fictional newspaper/magazine using stardoll members as characters :)

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  15. Now see, I don't clearly understand the buffoonery. It's quite mind boggling to me why everyone takes sides and attacks one person. See I was always that one persona and it isn't the fun spot to be in. People are just so spiteful and that's what I don't understand. Do you people think this is real life? You all treat it to be. Think about your actions and responses to an imaginary world. You all are wrapped up in a virtual "reality". It's honestly ridiculous. You all act like these big ass bullies. Do you not get that it can actually be hurtful? People don't always have the same sense of humor and they take things differently. Think about the way you say things and how you offend people, because i can not stress enough how it can actually impact people in reality, not this virtual "reality". You people are all ruthless and narcissistic. It's sad. With this said, I'll throw in there that I'm neutral to this situation. And before anyone can try to throw some type of insult at me, let me just state that I'm fat, ugly and gay. Now try to throw a "spiteful" response at me.

    Good day.

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  16. Haha, this is such a fresh idea. Probably one of the most unique thing I've seen around lately. I'm looking forward to reading the next issue :3

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  17. omg love this LOL "My Leprechaun's Potatoes" brb dying

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  19. LOVED IT.
    ...that pretty much sums it up.

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